There’s a reason we call Damon the Snark King. From the death of a close friend to the misbehavior of his brother to a tender moment with the girl he loves, the elder Salvatore hasn’t met a moment that’s unworthy of a quippy one-liner. Here, for your reviewing pleasure, we recap Damon’s best no-he-didn’ts from Season 3.
Poor Jeremy
Damon: Didn’t you find it weird how you made a friend so fast. I mean, have you met you?
(Season 3, Episode 19, “Heart of Darkness”)
Apologies, apologies
Damon (to Alaric): Sorry I killed you. Twice.
(Season 3, Episode 20, “Do Not Go Gentle”)
That’s a compliment?
Damon (to Stefan): Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on earth?
(Season 3, Episode 22, “The Departed”)
Appreciate, don’t hate
Damon: I like that confidence, Stefan. I don’t share it but I like it.
(Season 3, Episode 19, “Heart of Darkness”)
They’ve got something in common
Damon (to Klaus): You didn’t know I was friends with your mommy? Yeah, we have a lot in common. She hates you as much as I do.
(Season 3, Episode 15, “All My Children”)
Translation?
Damon: What does that mean? Bonnie, I don’t speak Witch.
(Season 3, Episode 21, “Before Sunset”)
So true
Damon: We’re vampires Elena. We need human blood to survive. Not puppies.
(Season 3, Episode 17, “Break on Through”)
Good question
Damon (to Elena): Why do you look like somebody shot a panda bear?
(Season 3, Episode 15, “All My Children”)
Mother’s Day
Damon (about Esther): How is she even alive? I thought her hybrid freak show of a son ripped her heart out a thousand years ago.
(Season 3, Episode 14, “Dangerous Liaisons”)
Poor Jeremy
Damon: Didn’t you find it weird how you made a friend so fast. I mean, have you met you?
(Season 3, Episode 19, “Heart of Darkness”)
Apologies, apologies
Damon (to Alaric): Sorry I killed you. Twice.
(Season 3, Episode 20, “Do Not Go Gentle”)
That’s a compliment?
Damon (to Stefan): Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on earth?
(Season 3, Episode 22, “The Departed”)
Appreciate, don’t hate
Damon: I like that confidence, Stefan. I don’t share it but I like it.
(Season 3, Episode 19, “Heart of Darkness”)
They’ve got something in common
Damon (to Klaus): You didn’t know I was friends with your mommy? Yeah, we have a lot in common. She hates you as much as I do.
(Season 3, Episode 15, “All My Children”)
Translation?
Damon: What does that mean? Bonnie, I don’t speak Witch.
(Season 3, Episode 21, “Before Sunset”)
So true
Damon: We’re vampires Elena. We need human blood to survive. Not puppies.
(Season 3, Episode 17, “Break on Through”)
Good question
Damon (to Elena): Why do you look like somebody shot a panda bear?
(Season 3, Episode 15, “All My Children”)
Mother’s Day
Damon (about Esther): How is she even alive? I thought her hybrid freak show of a son ripped her heart out a thousand years ago.
(Season 3, Episode 14, “Dangerous Liaisons”)